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These are our “we’re going to the #worldseries bitches” faces. #orangeoctober #sanfrancisco #giants #alwaysoctober #octobertogether #evenyears #iheartsf #fuckyeah #fuckyeahgiants #sanfranciscogiants (at AT&T Park)

These are our “we’re going to the #worldseries bitches” faces. #orangeoctober #sanfrancisco #giants #alwaysoctober #octobertogether #evenyears #iheartsf #fuckyeah #fuckyeahgiants #sanfranciscogiants (at AT&T Park)

Ginormous #navy #ship in the #sanfrancisco #bay this morning floating in the #fog
like a huge gray #ghost. I love #fleetweek.#sf #iheartsf #foggybay (at Brannan Street Wharf)

Ginormous #navy #ship in the #sanfrancisco #bay this morning floating in the #fog
like a huge gray #ghost. I love #fleetweek.#sf #iheartsf #foggybay (at Brannan Street Wharf)

80, #sunny, and not a cloud in the sky. #indiansummer and #orangeoctober have arrived … one of a million reasons I love northern #california. #gogiants #iheartsf #sanfrancisco

80, #sunny, and not a cloud in the sky. #indiansummer and #orangeoctober have arrived … one of a million reasons I love northern #california. #gogiants #iheartsf #sanfrancisco

I don’t know, This seems like a bad idea, Gap. #headlinefail #sanfrancisco  (at Gap)

I don’t know, This seems like a bad idea, Gap. #headlinefail #sanfrancisco (at Gap)

Thank the freakin gods I have this #gorgeous #view as an excuse to stop and stare at while doing the evil #lyonstreetstairs. #sanfrancisco #iheartsf  (at Lyon Street Steps)

Thank the freakin gods I have this #gorgeous #view as an excuse to stop and stare at while doing the evil #lyonstreetstairs. #sanfrancisco #iheartsf (at Lyon Street Steps)

The only way out is up…this and the set of #stairs above it not pictured. x 10. In case you’re wondering, yes, I’m dying and wheezing like a farm animal. #lyonstreetstairs #waragainstmyass #agingispainful #sanfrancisco #iheartsf #running #steps #hiddenstaircases (at Lyon Street Steps)

The only way out is up…this and the set of #stairs above it not pictured. x 10. In case you’re wondering, yes, I’m dying and wheezing like a farm animal. #lyonstreetstairs #waragainstmyass #agingispainful #sanfrancisco #iheartsf #running #steps #hiddenstaircases (at Lyon Street Steps)

@messynacho Hips don’t lie, yo. Giving @joesay19 a little competition for the #imthestarofthisshow award. #workit #ownit #winecountry #healdsburg #russianriver #saturday

#hotairballoon ride over #russianriver. #perfect weather, awesome company. #happy #napavalley #healdsburg #saturday #winecountry #iheartcalifornia

#hotairballoon ride over #russianriver. #perfect weather, awesome company. #happy #napavalley #healdsburg #saturday #winecountry #iheartcalifornia

First ever #hotairballoon ride was #perfect. #healdsburg #winecountry #happy #napavalley

First ever #hotairballoon ride was #perfect. #healdsburg #winecountry #happy #napavalley

Not enough desks right now at #salesforce with #dreamforce on the horizon, so this deliciously #evil table of #sugar is where I sit. This is day 5 of avoiding it, but somebody please … send me some #willpower. Today my awesome coworker brought #donutsavant donuts. #torture #staystrong #sugarhigh #friday #toomuchcandy

Not enough desks right now at #salesforce with #dreamforce on the horizon, so this deliciously #evil table of #sugar is where I sit. This is day 5 of avoiding it, but somebody please … send me some #willpower. Today my awesome coworker brought #donutsavant donuts. #torture #staystrong #sugarhigh #friday #toomuchcandy