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"Look at those palm trees! They’re AMAZING" Oh the beauty and wonder of absolutely everything after drinking too much at #oktoberfest. #sanfrancisco #california #iheartsf #igerssf #instahappy #palmtrees #californialivin

"Look at those palm trees! They’re AMAZING" Oh the beauty and wonder of absolutely everything after drinking too much at #oktoberfest. #sanfrancisco #california #iheartsf #igerssf #instahappy #palmtrees #californialivin

Ahhh, #tradition. #oktoberfest #sausage #beer #sanfrancisco #EinProsit #whothefuckisalice (at Pier 48)

Ahhh, #tradition. #oktoberfest #sausage #beer #sanfrancisco #EinProsit #whothefuckisalice (at Pier 48)

Missing #munich but ready to rock #oktoberfest #sanfrancisco-style. Let the games begin. #EinProsit! #mmmbeer #beer #iheartsf #germany #spaten (at Pier 48)

Missing #munich but ready to rock #oktoberfest #sanfrancisco-style. Let the games begin. #EinProsit! #mmmbeer #beer #iheartsf #germany #spaten (at Pier 48)

Is it really though? #pumpkin season on #september 4? I guess we can expect #peppermint #lattes by sept 30. #rushingtheseason #coffee #itsjustnowsummerinsandrancisco #sf #sanfrancisco #sigh (at Peet’s Coffee & Tea)

Is it really though? #pumpkin season on #september 4? I guess we can expect #peppermint #lattes by sept 30. #rushingtheseason #coffee #itsjustnowsummerinsandrancisco #sf #sanfrancisco #sigh (at Peet’s Coffee & Tea)

Relaxin”. #love #goldenretriever #iheartgoldens #goldenretrieversofinstagram #goldenlove #goldens #dog #dogstagram #dogsofinstagram

Relaxin”. #love #goldenretriever #iheartgoldens #goldenretrieversofinstagram #goldenlove #goldens #dog #dogstagram #dogsofinstagram

Time for #braces. #love #sweetface #bulldog #bulldogs #bulldogsofinstagram #dog #dogstagram

Time for #braces. #love #sweetface #bulldog #bulldogs #bulldogsofinstagram #dog #dogstagram

Impromptu night in the mission with my best boys. #themission #sanfrancisco #iheartsf #besties #friends #happy  (at Therapy Home)

Impromptu night in the mission with my best boys. #themission #sanfrancisco #iheartsf #besties #friends #happy (at Therapy Home)

Happy long weekend from #florida where  I’m with my bro @rainmakr20 enjoying this beautiful view along with some #beach, #sun, and #heat. #Hawaii prep.118 days (but who’s counting?).  (at Jupiter Beach)

Happy long weekend from #florida where I’m with my bro @rainmakr20 enjoying this beautiful view along with some #beach, #sun, and #heat. #Hawaii prep.118 days (but who’s counting?). (at Jupiter Beach)

No #water at my #bikram #yoga studio = a post-class #hydration shopping binge that only the truly insane or truly #thirsty and #dehydrated could understand. The #watermelon was the best. #wine was a close second. #wheresthefuckingwater #bikramyoga #sweat #sf #sanfrancisco #dying

No #water at my #bikram #yoga studio = a post-class #hydration shopping binge that only the truly insane or truly #thirsty and #dehydrated could understand. The #watermelon was the best. #wine was a close second. #wheresthefuckingwater #bikramyoga #sweat #sf #sanfrancisco #dying

One more #TBT to my first day as a #paris resident. It was cold that day, can you tell? #iheartparis #france #jadoreparis #eiffeltower #latoureiffel #igersparis  (at Tour Eiffel)

One more #TBT to my first day as a #paris resident. It was cold that day, can you tell? #iheartparis #france #jadoreparis #eiffeltower #latoureiffel #igersparis (at Tour Eiffel)